melissa~

melissa~

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26 | she/her | Soft Hair Haver + Walking Stereotype of a Person with ADHD | Queer as in fuck Henry Kissinger | discord (mutuals ONLY): metalgearfluid

people ive dorleypilled: 91

if you tag me in things i am blocking you unless we're dating

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imagine being a french right winger spending the last week's since the EU election absolutely giddy at the prospect of the end of centrist rule, only for centrist rule to be replaced by a left coalition

might actually go to bed early💀

i REFUSE to pick an ancestry for the ttrpg labeller thing bc we all know the correct answer would be "human" and i refuse to be that boring

man, its bizarre not having to work tomorrow. i havent had a vacation where i just lie around for a week since like, early 2022?? let alone one that lasts 2 months. genuinely odd and i kinda dont know what to do with myself

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concept: girl with a frankly unmanageable amount of hair on her head

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concept: friend.....who is a girl.... like some kind of girled friend....

THIS IS ART

i think she needs this, lilith

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i think she needs this, lilith

siscon??? no no no you misunderstood. im into ciscon (dating cis people)

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my chess elo is really stalling because whenever i'm reading my theory book and see the phrase "smothered mate" i immediately lose consciousness and wake up with severe cranial trauma

her [english]: "thats my bloody girlfriend" me [grinning, covered in bite marks dripping blood]: "haha yeah thats me"

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sometimes a joke is just for one follower and one follower only and they see it and all feels right in the world

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It took my 2 days of 600mg prog to finally get it. I get it... I get it so much

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I swear I am not a puppygirl, I just want to be on my partner's lap while she caresses me and call me a good girl softly

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how i advertise bluesky to people

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you know what, i think itd be quite neat if someone pushed me onto bed by the shoulders and then climbed onto me and looked down at me in some sort of mixture of curiosity, horniness and bloodlust

i swear to god im not a puppygirl i SWEAR its just that i have such fluffy hair and itd be a shame if nobody ruffled it and told me i was their favorite pet,

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Courtney Love Actually

trans bluesky is a village and i am the odd witch living in the lesbian swamp hut😔✊

how i advertise bluesky to people

the fact that my gfs mostly call me "mel" whereas everyone else sticks to "melissa" has started to condition me to perk up and be gleeful when i am called the former in a way i dont when im called the latter

i am TRANS i am GENDER i am SCRATCHING THE BACK OF MY HEAD because i accidentally LAID ON A BOOK FOR THREE HOURS and i was TOO LAZY TO REMOVE IT AT ANY POINT DURING THOSE THREE HOURS and now my NECK ACHES A LITTLE

L - let's G - grow b - Boobs T - Together

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L'estrogen: Gros Boobs Tout de suite Quelle Incroyable Avancée 2 la Science

you know what, i think itd be quite neat if someone pushed me onto bed by the shoulders and then climbed onto me and looked down at me in some sort of mixture of curiosity, horniness and bloodlust

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sorry, liberals, but THIS is the only flag i'll salute

if you ever think i might be held hostage please just ask if i would like my gfs to ruffle my hair. if i say no i am in danger

man i NEED to get that ikea whale

being an anglophile as a trans woman is so rough. like wdym the english government wants to obliterate me via orbital laser

i NEED to go there

thank fuck

the cowards should've given the ninth doctor a hamburg accent in the German dub to make this joke land but noooo

working to acquire a yorkshire accent during voice training and then answering questions about why i (a german woman) sound that way like this