andy, a melted mask

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every morning when i log on to the world wide web

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If you see a stranger posting a jokey premise, honestly the best thing you can do is reply something that starts with "To be fair." Folks absolutely love it when you pointlessly gainsay a joke, can't get enough of that shit, keep it up

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Remember Snake, this is a sneaking mission.. 📦❗️ #MetalGearSolid

love it when people talk about bluesky as a specific community with agreed values/opinions and not a collection bin for broken toys rejected from the other social media sites

there are a lot of serious, sombre discussions on here about important issues and not enough discussions about which Keanu Reeves performance is the best

nice, some minions

received an email today which had rude instructions written in ALL CAPS and I want to tell them there's no need to shout as I generally sit very close to my computer while reading emails

my fiancée is so cool and cute

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this new Animal Crossing desk mat is really setting off my hardcore pro gamer setup

s/o to the 70yo woman in front of me on the bus watching a 20 minute Vampire Diaries "romantic protective moments" compilation

oh man I gotta do something! *does nothing*

america: "we elected Donald Trump president" hm well you've softlocked it... maybe you weren't ready to play alone... wow you're out of potions too? lemme just restart on story mode for you america: "we elected Trump again" wh- what? and you're glitching into a wall somehow? ? america: "hungy"

i don't have a blorbo and i feel like i'm missing out

the key to staying young is to just avoid saying "kids these days"

considering becoming a streamer who just plays Metal Gear because Metal Gear-pilling my friends one at a time is way too inefficient

every day i unwisely consider once again attempting a moustache

a funny thing about JK Rowling is her social media posts read like someone who doesn't know how to write very well; imagine not being good at your one job and then also being a huge piece of shit, some of us are at least good at our jobs first

sometimes a migraine will try to convince me of things like "your right arm is significantly longer than your left" for example

three day weekends by default is the least we should be asking for as workers (it should actually be four but baby steps)

adding this to my scrapbook of dystopian villain quotes from the ruling class of CEO skinwalkers

The direct quotes are pretty damning. Dude has no idea what he’s talking about

Microsoft’s AI boss thinks it’s perfectly OK to steal content if it’s on the open webwww.theverge.com That is not how fair use works.

when I read a good book I quickly noticed myself speaking the way the book is written for a time, and it makes me wonder... is the way I speak just a product of all the books I read when I was younger? it's that the sum total of my identity?

spiritually speaking I am always in the nightclub from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

based entirely off my social media feed, biden and trump both won and lost and tied a debate today and also got too old and were crazy and showed strength while making their opponent look stupid, so congratulations to each of the presidents of the america

save time on editing by making your first draft perfect

if u see this, quote-post with your tips for writers that no one gives anymore because they seem obvious (even though they're not)

nothing you write, no matter how skillful or exciting, will ever get as much attention as a stick figure drawing of Goku saying "cumehameha" and it's best to make peace with that

if u see this, quote-post with your tips for writers that no one gives anymore because they seem obvious (even though they're not)

despite appearances, f and t are entirely different letters with wildly different applications

if u see this, quote-post with your tips for writers that no one gives anymore because they seem obvious (even though they're not)

community moderation drama was much funnier on forums where the entire paper trail of someone's mental breakdown was recorded chronologically and visible to everyone on the website

Bill Gates says artificial intelligence will "pay for itself" when it comes to its associated greenhouse gas emissions as the technology will help push forward the energy transition

Bill Gates Says AI’s Green Benefits Will Outweigh Its Emissionswww.bloomberg.com The Microsoft Corp. co-founder says data centers will be less energy-intensive in the future as artificial intelligence makes computations more efficient.

dana scully while sitting in mulder's office

These files will haunt me forever