merritt k: EMERGENCY do not scroll past!! I have an unpaid BLOOD DEBT I owe the man who killed my father! I only need $100 to buy the axe and armor I'm going to use to fight him but I need it in the next 24 hours before the MOON PORTAL to Lord Death's dimension closes Please repost and have a blessed night!!

EMERGENCY do not scroll past!! I have an unpaid BLOOD DEBT I owe the man who killed my father! I only need $100 to buy the axe and armor I'm going to use to fight him but I need it in the next 24 hours before the MOON PORTAL to Lord Death's dimension closes Please repost and have a blessed night!!

The blood debt, the moon portal and Lord Death are all believable but you lost me at $ 100 Armor

theyre plastic, lord death is weak to this material

Can I provide the spiritual energy required to overcome the barriers he erected around his fortress in the death dimension, or do you only need money

mutual raid

This is why you take levels in Monk.

okay this all seems pretty reasonable

You have my sword

Hi, i can donate an amount of the blood of my enemies with which to forge the axe to reduce costs?

I type and cross match the blood of my enemies before I drink it. I have AB+ that I have been saving for a special occasion.

This was more to extract the iron to forge a weapon from enemy blood than offering a battlefield snack

I am sending in two of my runtiest horses

Hmmm, what are the stats of your companions who will help you. Like I will be willing to donate if the allies of yours have trash DPS and not one of them is a tank who can absorb most of the damage from the dimension people

Urgent mutual aid request

i, with the upmost importance.,, shalt set forth 2 of my most studious steeds to assist in your quest for retribution upon thy foes,.. may thee be blessed in luck

Dang these AI impersonation scams are getting so realistic!

It sounds like your father died of natural causes so you're honor bound to kill the personification of Death. In which case, you might be better off challenging him to a game of chess after investing in one of those insertable cheating devices everyone was sure existed.

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