i am a proponent of what i call 'Bigger Faggot Theory', which is that small-c conservatives will pretend to be cool with you & your whole deal only as long as they have a bigger faggot to contend with. after that it's your turn in the thresher
my fitbit notifies me every time my heart rate is elevated by buzzing and telling me “keep going, youre earning zone minutes” which is very funny when it is because i am just angry at something i read online
you know I bet liz truss is ecstatic to be able to wear her red outfits when she's posturing in the states rather than the uk it's a way better color for her
Today a bold new accomplishment in Posting: a Something Awful user eats a 100,000 hour probation and immediately resumes the conversation they were having, without acknowledging the intervening eleven and four-tenths years.
what rules about this is that like the interview last week he's just together enough that all the dead enders are gonna keep clinging on and insisting he's fine but very very obviously no one will be comforted by this performance
huge W for the biden staffers on keeping this guy on lockdown until now. that had to be a masterpiece of organization to stop him from just staggering out at odd hours and monologuing like Lear
also it really can't be said enough how facially ridiculous and stupid it is to go to bat against The Norms Destroyer with a less effective norms destroyer. you're not going to beat trump on trump's terms! you need the pro-reality guys on side
in calling putin the president of ukraine biden was merely overcome with a prophetic vision of the continued disintegration of the western geopolitical order
people say it every time but genuinely if I got an email from isaac chotiner asking if I'd like to talk it would make me immediately re-evaluate my entire life to that point
JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole…
ELAINE: That's it? A mole??
JERRY: A ten can't have a mole!
GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole…
[Maya Angelou enters, applause]
MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.
