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Very good display window at Dr Comics and Mr Games

costco’s selling a skeleton that definitely looks like he’s gonna start jacking off in front of you

got the chase lol

yeah man things are going great

lmao and trent hates it

only bringing this to d&d night to be as annoying as possible

next up

Our greatest athletes now are weebs 🫡

Oliver Brackenbury

🫡

increasingly arcane knowledge of things 10 people on the planet understand while also not knowing how to load a dishwasher?

get a load of this guy

good news everyone, M.I.A. is selling underwear to protect your balls from 5g

or maybe a $100 durag that is DEFINITELY NOT a tinfoil hat

v good exchange here

bout to eat my own weight in ethiopian food

Won an auction lot… ha ha I’m in trouble

Haven’t seen this before. It’s a shared universe horror thing. Seems hard to get in the US. UK printing.

anybody need to launder anything

I’m not sure if the International Cricket Council’s goal with bringing the t20 tournament to the US was to get the most Florida Dude Rocking imaginable into the sport but here we are

the most annoying people imaginable got so mad at me for this

burgleyourturts

well it includes this diagram

burgleyourturts

lovingly photographed just for you

Organizing my anthologies together was a cool idea until I realized how many shelves they’re going to take up

did you know that there are women that write nerd stories? weird but true

Got the gay popsicles

Wowowow big news today

Again recommending Madeline Hale’s books for all your weird dungeon items needs

who wants to play a star war