Midnight Platypus: Really should've worked crisis actors in there, but the alt text is to much for a do-over

BIG BOAT STUCK everyone gets the rest of the day off, that's the rules

The Cambridgeshire branch of the Ever Given Reenactment Society is at it again.

Cargo ship has grounded in the River Nene, Cambridgeshirewww.bbc.co.uk

DOUBLE BIG BOAT STUCK we get the rest of the week off now

We have one stuck in Germany, too www.spiegel.de/panorama/wan...

Wangerooge: Küstenmotorschiff auf Sandbank festgefahren – Fährverkehr gestopptwww.spiegel.de Beim Verlassen des Wangerooger Hafens hat sich ein Küstenmotorschiff auf einer Sandbank festgefahren. Für Urlauber hat die Havarie Folgen: Wohl bis zum Hochwasser am Nachmittag fahren keine Fähren.

A third ship is stuck, but this time in SPAAAAAACE!

Boeing Starliner has left astronauts stranded on the ISS. Now what?www.independent.co.uk It would not be the first time a Nasa astronaut had to be brought home in a rescue craft

We got a crew of actors adept at nuanced portrayals of masculinity on this crisis. It will be resolved with compelling drama. (I remember this being a good flick on UHF channels, but don't hold me to any notion that it still holds up).

Really should've worked crisis actors in there, but the alt text is to much for a do-over

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