Micah: DOUBLE BIG BOAT STUCK we get the rest of the week off now

BIG BOAT STUCK everyone gets the rest of the day off, that's the rules

The Cambridgeshire branch of the Ever Given Reenactment Society is at it again.

Cargo ship has grounded in the River Nene, Cambridgeshirewww.bbc.co.uk

DOUBLE BIG BOAT STUCK we get the rest of the week off now

We have one stuck in Germany, too www.spiegel.de/panorama/wan...

Wangerooge: Küstenmotorschiff auf Sandbank festgefahren – Fährverkehr gestopptwww.spiegel.de Beim Verlassen des Wangerooger Hafens hat sich ein Küstenmotorschiff auf einer Sandbank festgefahren. Für Urlauber hat die Havarie Folgen: Wohl bis zum Hochwasser am Nachmittag fahren keine Fähren.

GIVE ME THE BOAT STUCK HAT TRICK

ever given, where are you return to us in our time of need

ever given rn

STUCK BOATS! STUCK BOATS! STUCK BOATS!

*tom jones voice*

"stuck boats, stuck boats, you're my stuck boats. you can beach upon me when your rudder's gone all wrong!"

Micah, did you read this when it happened? It’s SO good defector.com/big-boat-stu...

Oh No! Big Boat Is Stuck | Defectordefector.com This is Big Boat. This is Big Boat’s important job. Every day, Big Boat carries big boxes in the water to the other side of the world. Big Boat steers the boxes through huge waves and under giant bri...

what do you take me for, someone without a Defector subscription? of course I did! (it is very good)

Lol no!, I knew you had one bc it came up one time, just didn’t know if you caught this one

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/interisla...

Passengers disembarking Interislander after 13 hours onboardwww.nzherald.co.nz Divers are being sent down to investigate below the vessel after the ship ran aground.

THIS WAS THE 21ST DON'T GET ME EXCITED LIKE THIS

What timeframe is allowed; must be same day?

mrw two (2) big boats stuck:

What day is it? Why it's Big Boat Stuck Day Sir! Thank God, I haven't missed it!

I mean, I can't even functionally do my job because our service software is being held at ransom right now, so I’ll take the excuse, but I don't have enough PTO for a week.

cdk?

*lights imaginary cigarette* Mmmhmm.

Crazy it's still going on. Heard rumor they paid but it's still down. Wonder if it's true.

A third ship is stuck, but this time in SPAAAAAACE!

Boeing Starliner has left astronauts stranded on the ISS. Now what?www.independent.co.uk It would not be the first time a Nasa astronaut had to be brought home in a rescue craft

We got a crew of actors adept at nuanced portrayals of masculinity on this crisis. It will be resolved with compelling drama. (I remember this being a good flick on UHF channels, but don't hold me to any notion that it still holds up).

Really should've worked crisis actors in there, but the alt text is to much for a do-over

*rhythmically banging table* BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK

*bangs on clipboard* BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK

I didn't even catch that there are TWO of them

Triples week!

How the grounded Aratere unfolded: a timelinewww.1news.co.nz The Interislander ferry ran aground shortly after leaving Picton on Friday night.

The boats are now a-bridge-d.

Everyone go buy lotto tickets and fire works

the thing about these boats is that the private benefits to the shippers and their customers of bigger individual boats is substantial, while the social cost of big boats getting stuck is also quite substantial, and at some point, something’s got to give…literally and figuratively

bah why did this happen only when i already have the rest of the week off

Paging all captains in Suez, who’s gonna give us the hat trick?

We are just getting the Baltimore channels back, bridge replacement will be a decade. www.msn.com/en-my/news/u...

MSNwww.msn.com

Is it just me, or has the level of seamanship declined lately?

@jendrawscomics.bsky.social and two!

Omg two ✨

two of them two of them dot png

Is it really stuck if it's not Evergreen?

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