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Tortilla the Hun

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This page is just an instance of what happens if you pour vodka into Doc Brown's Delorean.
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"The Road Ahead" or "The View From My Neighborhood"
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Guys, it's going to have to be a team effort like #January6th
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Me watching this painful ordeal. This asshole could quit right now and he'd still be president of the fucking United States. We're watching a senile old man floating down Denial River with no paddle.
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In what part of Mexico do they put tomato on street tacos? It's not even an option. Mexican food in SoCal is trash: it's made by some Mexican who hates his job. In Mexico, when you get street food, you often know the dude selling it, so he makes it 🔥. They should call these gutter tacos.
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I very much resent it when stupid people think they're smarter than I.
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First picture with the new phone: lunch.
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The text is dark on purpose: I'm writing with a foot in my grave muahahaha
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How I'm literally entertaining myself at this hour #FuckYoCouch
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Robert Hur should be taking a victory lap in the press after the debate. His "elderly man with a poor memory" comment aged better than Biden in as much time. For all the hell he got over it, he was right.
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"These edibles ain't shit." *30 minutes later*
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If you see this, post a photo you made at sunset (I used to sleep here)
If you see this, post a photo you made at sunset
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I grew up on the old, raciss Disney cartoons and I came out juss fine!
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I wrote Biden a serious letter using my given name, since someone had to. I try not to do too many responsible adult things.
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Identity politics are the reason we are fucked politically. Fuck Kamala Harris and her campaign's race-baiting, as if being a Black woman magically endowed her with the competence to actually fucking GOVERN instead of being just another ego on the Democratic Party roster.
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Take a hard look at both presidential candidates. Neither of them gives a fuck about us as human beings. They're just saying whatever it takes to get the job and the other one doesn't even know what he's saying. From Abnormal Psychology by Barlow & Durand (for Fair Use purposes).
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Think about this in the context of the Supreme Court allowing that Oregon town to bust homeless people WHEN THEY LITERALLY HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. 💩 The only way that's not cruel and unusual punishment is if you're NOT FUCKING HUMAN. 🧟‍♂️
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Yes but the incumbent is an obsolete robot on autopilot
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If it weren't for my terrible drunken leadership, 4 digital Marines would be going home tonight smh
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Don't mind me, I'm just the SPACEMAN
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Post an image that ppl will hear when they see it
Post an image that ppl will hear when they see it
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This is how this man lives and if you object, I kindly invite you to a Korean-style round of analingus.