Tortilla the Hun

@midnitet0ker.bsky.social

Followers

127

Following

6585

Posts

This page is just an instance of what happens if you pour vodka into Doc Brown's Delorean.

Posts Replies Media

Working on a simple, solid garlic parmesan rub ... WTF else does a middle aged bachelor do on a Sunday afternoon?

Joe Biden has been gaffe-prone since ever; AGE DOES NOT IMPROVE THAT.

Getting rid of Joe Biden is going to get rid of the trash candidate but not the trash party. WELCOME TO DEMOCRACY, BITCHES!

Biden ignoring his 36% approval rating due to a perfect storm of arrogance , ego, and dementia 😭

Joe Biden: NO DEMOCRATS HAVE THE BALLS TO STOP ME.

Joe Biden thinks the only asshole more important than the president is God. 🫤

ADAM SCHIFF FOR PRESIDENT 2024! ✊🏼

Gaslight me, Democrat strategists... 🤤

Imagine spending your life in search of solitude, finding it, and then realizing that you're sick of/from being alone so long. It totally sucks.

I've been dwelling on my mortality of late and invite you to do the same. music.youtube.com/watch?v=sGoA...

We All Make the Little Flowers Grow - YouTube Musicmusic.youtube.com Provided to YouTube by ONErpm We All Make the Little Flowers Grow · Stu Thomas · Lee Hazlewood Stu Plays Lee ℗ Laneway Music Released on: 2014-08-11 Aut...

Joe Biden's just going to die showing us how much of an asshole he really is. 🤷🏼‍♂️

As a Communist, I find it incredibly charming when the authorities in Orange County, California, with its literal million dollar homes, remove benches from bus stops because residents can't be bothered to share a public space with homeless people. Fuck me too, now I have to stand with bad knees.

Y'all ever notice Black media depictions of Latinos? Not typically very positive. The best we have was Hector from Friday and he more or less roofied Smokey 😬

I trust white people more than black people because I can't safely assume that the white guy is a racist. Meanwhile, the black guy will go out of his way to show me with our first interaction by way of our racial disparity. It's especially noticeable outside of California: black hates brown.

Fuck competency tests for the franchise; we need them for the office.

Racism in America is a hilarious construct to me. As a pee-oh-see, I can full on hate white people and talk all the shit I want because it's their racist institution but if they fight back along racial lines, I get to scream bloody murder. The race card doesn't work on Blacks; they invented it. 🃏

"I drink to that..."

How I'm literally entertaining myself at this hour #FuckYoCouch

The only regret I have in recent memory is supporting John Fetterman. Even I get bamboozled by these check the box types...

Biden's obviously not interested in going out being remembered as a good president...

It's 4 in the afternoon and I'm shithoused on vodka after watching a Joey "Coco" Diaz special. Where the fuck do you take your afternoon after that?

gofund.me/7a3a2c56

Help Jamal’s family leave the war zone in Gaza, organized by Robyn Parsonsgofund.me Hi, my name is Robyn, I am a British citizen living in the UK. I am fundr… Robyn Parsons needs your support for Help Jamal’s family leave the war zone in Gaza

If only I could log onto social media and see real, organic life express itself here...

SWer = Bigger loser than I. I get paid to keep it in my pants. 😉

Stop spinning your wheels over this horseshit. Trump is not a "by the book" type of guy. Especially when he didn't write the book. There's only room for Trump's ego on the Trump train. When are you liberals going to grow brains? I hate being pigeonholed with you on TeH LeFt. 🖕🏼

For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.

To me, the #kidlit crowd is entirely sus writ large. If I had a kid, you'd be the last people I trust to babysit. I'd prefer bored, disinterested adults who find my kid as much as much a chore as I do, rather than someone who takes a fond interest in what children find entertaining. 🚸

A pint of vodka Plus whatever else ails you Make a solution.

Well, it's haiku time: The hallway stinks like fuck all; I'm lighting incense.

Stream-of-consciousness is a hell of a drug.

All cops are hosers eh

Canadian Antifa