A medieval-sword-fighting-enthusiast philosopher is found with a crushed skull from an empty coke bottle dropped from a light plane. Suspicion falls on Newton Magna’s fired ceramic artist, confused that red signage on a tool shop might threaten to make the sun set on the British Empire.
Listen mate, there was a time when we didn't have posters telling us how to run our shops safely or "recycle" our rubbish! It's left green woke madness I tell you! Maggie never would have put up with it!
