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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Boss's Boss makes 10 bucks, his Boss makes 1,000 and the CEO makes 1 mil. Me and the Boss team up to dismantle this oppressive system, but my boss withdraws his support once he starts earning 50 bucks instead. I'm making 20 cents though now, so it ain't all bad

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Turns out I'm now one of the possible rewards in an OOT randomizer

alright what I think happened is I dueled myself a couple days ago for amounts like .999999999 and 1.00000000001 or what not. Those used to be rounded to 1, so I just lost 1 gold. When people got their gold refunded from dueling themselves, it just gave me back whatever gold amount I wagered

Your current stats Class: summoner Level: 1 Experience: 11 Gold: 37.999999998999996

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Your current stats Class: summoner Level: 1 Experience: 11 Gold: 37.999999998999996

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Please be sure to keep your reciepts safe, lest you fall victim to the reciept thief. He gains power from all the reciepts he steals, and also might use them for personally identifying information or something

I've been shown the error of my ways. Now I'll be able to do evil much more efficiently.

me: here's a drinking game for you! It's called, take a drink whenever you're thirsty, but instead of alcohol you drink water! the youth of today: he's so right and brave for this

I'm stealing all your funny images and posting them in my friends discord server. I'm copying the images too, not even copying the post link. Fuck you.

You should be able to drag buttons between websites

Honestly, I have to imagine being punched in the shoulder repeatedly would probably hurt

I've been both sides'd into oblivion

I've been stopped dead in my tracks

A lot of my behavioral problems stem from the fact that I never had a strong god figure in my life to show me the hubris of my ways

To the Joker, it's just Jojo's Normal Adventure

just had a crypto person like this post. maybe they were like "here's hoping!"

lots of rubes here today

If I’ve done anything right in this life it’s not stealing other people’s jokes and passing them off as my own for attention on the internet.

For an upfront fee of 249.99 plus an additional 29.99 a month, I can be held accountable for your actions

I've been wrong about so many things. At least six

From the company that brought you Uber Eats, it's now time for Uber Feets. We will not be elaborating any more at this time thank you

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It’s sexist to ask a man "what are you, gay?". We all know the real question is "what are you, bisexual?"

The dentist coalition has voted 4 to 1

lots of rubes here today

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they make physics happen to the car instead of your body

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I don't do fireworks but I wanted to show my support for July 4th so I just chopped two of my fingers off

The fact that Neil had intentionally cultivated a 'quirky, queer-loving' persona is not incidental to the rapes he did but an integral part of it.

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Surely all this is not without meaning.