And He Joked Again

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guy who discovered fire: ow fuck ow

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I appreciate the person who loved sandwiches and thought I bet I could incorporate ice cream in this

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and when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, it was then that i carried you, you stupid dog. he hates the beach, is what im saying 🙄

Yes, I have worked as a mime. No comment

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As a certified mason, I have to say that while she may be stacked, and that’s a fact, she is no brick house.

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If you can't swallow an entire puppy without chewing, we can't be friends.

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Nearing the peak of my chicken pot pie era

well couldn't they just do it for mine tho?

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Her: Your life just doesn’t seem to have a direction. Me: “Down” is a direction, Brenda.

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Starting a restaurant called the G-Spot where we only serve grilled cheese.

God: Well, I don't believe in you, either

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raccoons will get in your trash when you leave it out for pickup and display all your dirty secrets to the neighborhood

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it sucks when people don't have a blog because they're just such a mystery

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Me reading my own posts: she is so funny, I love her

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Husband: wanna have a quickie? Me: As opposed to what?

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Do you ever think about how the Amish are out there building a barn with their bare hands and you’re too tired to put on pants

Like the 200,000 individual sensory receptors packed into the bottom of the foot that just stepped on a Lego, so are the Days of Our Lives.

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I miss the old Zealand

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ME: Doc, it hurts, did anything break DOCTOR: Your hip ME: Well, yeah, Daddy-O, but did anything break

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AAA Meeting Joe: My name is Joe and I have a dead battery

ME: Doc, it hurts, did anything break DOCTOR: Your hip ME: Well, yeah, Daddy-O, but did anything break

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I have the brain of a genius and the body of an athlete. Now there's no room left in my freezer.

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swipes right on cthulhu

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Stop normalising things, we'll run out of the weird shit.

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Strawberry legs, cottage cheese thighs, muffin tops…ladies we are a snack.

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Saying “by Mennen” when I cum

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Cologne is too expensive I’m just going to start using the drawer with all the leftover sauce packets from carry out.

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i have had it up to here with height restrictions

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Sorry I was late I was frantically applying to other jobs

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"You should smile more."