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just a bad comedian your new boyfriend’s better than

can’t figure out how to make this atm work

viral marketing for jesus love’s new album

wait but

come on people aren’t dumb enough to place test calls to…actually that’s valid good call.

woke culture out of control when i was a kid bathrooms could entertain themselves

hmm your offer of cat treats is indeed intriguing

important bulletin: grape with a butt. i repeat GRAPE WITH A BUTT.

bullshit everyone knows you’ve never talked to barron.

serious newspaper

quote post with a celebrity you’ve been told you look like

Quote post with a celebrity you've been told you look like

i don’t think hearts work like that.

well i guess we’ll just have to take your word for it.

these are the funniest things a middle-aged lady has ever seen

y’know, as one does.

holy crap can’t believe this isn’t in a museum i’m gonna be so rich

the salsa-loving campfire cowboys don’t even know what to do with this.

yeth?

damn this cloud one tardigrade-lookin muthafucka

yeah bird don’t take any shit from yourself

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