Mitchell Epner: Reskeet how old you are, using a vague proxy. When I was 19, swimming was banned at the beach where I was a lifeguard because medical waste was washing up onshore. It made national news and popped up in We Didn’t Start The Fire.

Reskeet how old you are, using a vague proxy. When I was 19, swimming was banned at the beach where I was a lifeguard because medical waste was washing up onshore. It made national news and popped up in We Didn’t Start The Fire.

Reskeat how old you are, using a vague proxy. When I was 15, I was working in France for the summer, and listening to the radio I thought I heard that a president had resigned, but my French wasn't too good.

This is what happens when a lawyer tries to do "vague."

Here, let me show you how it's done. When I was a kid it was pretty common to see Confederate flags in the South.

So you were born last year?

I'm very precocious

I could've sworn I've seen you say you weren't born yesterday.

And General Lee was a cat

Hilarious yet accurate typo

“…HYPODERMICS ON THE SHORE, CHINA’S UNDER MARSHALL LAW, ROCK AND ROLLER COLA WARS, I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!”

When I was in grade school, we lined up and everyone got polio shots. Nobody's parents objected because:

It still absolutely blows my mind that this all came apart in ONE GENERATION

I remember that very well! NJ beaches right?

I was in Long Island. It was all Atlantic beaches in the area.

When I was 7, Watergate happened.

I remember that. The NY Daily News editorial cartoon was Naked Surf Junkie Rats.

I got the best deal ever on a beach house rental for the entire season because of that

The Thrifty drug ice cream counter cash register was next to the tube tester. I graduated university in 2011.

Kent state happened in 7th grade

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