Mike Masnick: Judge Alsup does not take kindly to any suggestion that Quinn Emanuel traveled back in time 363 days... and the sloppiness that the associated statement suggests.

Judge Alsup does not take kindly to any suggestion that Quinn Emanuel traveled back in time 363 days... and the sloppiness that the associated statement suggests.

His Honor missed the obvious "If these dates are accurate, counsel shall file a report with the court's Office of Temporal Anomalies."

I so wish he’d said “by Friday, June 14, 2023”

"every single error" Big unamused energy.

Is there a backstory I'm missing here? Seems like a total overreaction to an obvious typo. And the correction is easy to figure out in chambers, without the need for embarrassing and punitive orders. What's going on here?

Judge Alsup is what's going on here. He has his good moments. But also sometimes does this.

I plan on being crotchety when I’m 78 but will certainly be indulged less.

Not sure but judge Alsup is a notorious pain in the ass.

Big if true. A legal game changer.

"If the dates are accurate, you shall use said technology and/or sorcery to travel back and kill Hitler, per US Secret Under-Congress Government Code X-934."

oh man alsup is the best

He’s gonna need all filings to get back on the sacred timeline, or he’s gonna start pruning branches.

I'm guessing (hoping?) that there's more to this than a single obvious typo, 'cause yeesh...

weird, they introduced multiple errors in their correction. so now they assert that 368 days is two days

To be fair, Vermin Supreme has been known to travel through time. Though he does not appear to be a party in this case.

So The Time Tunnel is real? And run by Silicon Valley? That explains SO much...!

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