Helleanor Rigby: In my 20s: EXCUSE ME MY EYES ARE UP HERE In my 40s: EXCUSE ME MY BOOBS ARE DOWN THERE

In my 20s: EXCUSE ME MY EYES ARE UP HERE In my 40s: EXCUSE ME MY BOOBS ARE DOWN THERE

Playing a gig recently one of the backing singers was standing right in front of me and halfway through the set she turns to me and says Sorry for shaking my ass in your face Me:Don't worry, I'm keeping my eyes on the fretboard Her: No, this is where you tell me you don't mind at all, you jackass

I didn't really develop my boobs until my 40s. They've been here ever since.

I mean, same. 😏

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in 60s: wayyy down there

I want people to admire my boobs specifically when I am onstage only. Not on the subway.

😍😍

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