My allergies are killing me
And I, I'm feeling like
I'm gonna sneeze (gonna sneeze)
My eyes are red, my throat is dry
This is a sign
Pollen counts are way too high
If you want to know how oblivious I am, I posted a while ago about how I'd never find someone who still wore face masks in public to date and some guy messaged me and was like "I still wear a mask." It took me two months to realize he was flirting with me.
Me: Why does my head hurt?
Google: You have terminal cancer and a learning disability. Would you like to buy a squeaky penguin keychain? Are you having trouble losing weight?
[arguing with myself]
I'm gonna have to disagree with me on this I'm tired of hearing the same old arguments from me and I don't want to hear another word out of me about it
How I set up my aquarium:
1) Start with about 4 L of well salted water
2) Add a little veg
3) Add the fish (various/whatever you have)
4) Bring to a rolling boil
5) Sorry this is my chowder recipe
