Obi Wan Kenoblerone

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Make a movie cheesy As Gouda As It Gets

Make a movie cheesy The Brie of Frankenstein

Make a band meatier Half Man Half Brisket

Make a band meatier Third Ribeye Blind

Never fails to put a smile on my face that the Welsh word for 'ambulance' is AMBIWLANS (Scuse the full caps, but that's how it's written on the sides of our ambiwlanses)

My main takeaway from the new Beverly Hills Cop movie so far is 'I'm just glad most of these guys are still alive'

Kinda ironic how so many of the people saying that Biden is too old and mentally incapable to be president are big Reagan fans

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I for one am pretty fixated on not having to spend even more years of my life wondering if Donald fucking Trump is going to deploy nuclear weapons

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Trump's supporters pre-Jan 6 spent months sharing blueprints for guillotines and gallows, planning chemical weapons attacks on the tunnels beneath the white house, and discussing the most painful ways to kill Pence, Pelosi, and Schiff. Trump egged them on. I personally don't want round 2.

I for one am pretty fixated on not having to spend even more years of my life wondering if Donald fucking Trump is going to deploy nuclear weapons

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William Adler

I mean, Trump is an insane felon rapist and a lot of people still voted for him. There’s no rule that says we have to honorably give a shit about if our candidate comes off as slightly addled, especially when we’ve got a perfectly good VP who can take over as soon as he makes it past the post.

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Look, if a chain smoker hiding the chronic and degenerative heart disease that would eventually kill him in office and a geriatric bipolar alcoholic could haul our arses through an actual World War... Just saying.

Before we all get too carried away, let's just reflect on the fact that Nigel Farage is actually a fucking MP now

Hooray, the shit sandwich got more votes than the shit sandwich with broken glass in it

hitler triumphs handily over two hitlers

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Rishi Sunak did to the Conservative Party what England once did to India. Legend.

The Shrek, The Thief, His Wife, And Her Lover

Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Mission Impossible Shrek Protocol

The Last Temptation Of Shrek

remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Star Shrek Into Darkness

12 Angry Shreks

Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … Shreknado

Citizen Shrek

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I wrote about the election and the American project. www.ositanwanevu.com/will-america...

Fuck fireworks

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Marlon Brando was a fuckin amateur. Randy Quaid played a drunk, paranoid weirdo in ID4 (1996) and still hasn't broken character.

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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc

Biden has to stop working by 8 PM because that's when he goes full Joker Mode and assumes his villainous alter ego, Malarchy

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The Tories have shit the bed so hard in England that Americans have now heard of them

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It makes me feel very much unmoored from reality to see all this *buying into* the Biden Too Old ratfuck narrative, days after the Supreme Court ruled that Trump gets to be dictator for life, just weeks after Trump became a convicted felon (oh, and there’s the Epstein stuff that just came out).

It really is making *me* feel crazy to see a bunch of other Democrat voters running around screaming about how Biden is now unelectable, on the basis of one bad debate and an incredibly obvious ratfucking campaign by America’s most craven newspaper.

Never mind Blazing Saddles, you couldn't make Parks And Recreation today. A vision of a functioning government staffed by well-meaning people? Fuck off

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this is the only rational approach to allegations about Donald Trump and sexual assault

If these accusations turn out to be untrue, this will be the first time an accusation leveled at trump about sexual assault WASN'T true. Unless he can prove he didn't, my default position is he did

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I do think that many people have simply decided not to acknowledge the extremely compelling evidence that Trump is openly sexually attracted to his own daughter because they’ve decided it’s too gross to think about This is a dangerous impulse

It’s tricky to talk about this, but there’s something very disturbing about how quickly it became a passing punchline about him, on par with his self-tanner use, when it’s almost certainly evidence of the most horrifying kind of abuse; maybe it’s so terrible it’s hard to really consider it at length

Well this has been a fun news week so far, hasn't it

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You're either voting for Joe Biden, or you're never voting again.

I know it is useless to argue with these people, which is why I block them immediately instead.

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Oh look it's the global far right power grab and their disinformation narratives

Exclusive: A group of billionaires and business titans working to shape U.S. public opinion of the war in Gaza privately pressed New York City’s mayor last month to send police to disperse pro-Palestinian protests at Columbia University, according to communications obtained by The Washington Post.

Business titans privately urged NYC mayor to use police on Columbia protesters, chats showwww.washingtonpost.com A WhatsApp chat started by some wealthy Americans after the Oct. 7 Hamas attack reveals their focus on New York Mayor Eric Adams and their work with Israeli officials to shape U.S. opinion of the Gaza...

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these people do not intend to ever lose power again

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org