Saw some kinda cheap plastic dick-n-balls bachelorette party favor in a movie or something when I was young, and that's the closest to a real penis I'd seen. I somehow thought dicks were the other way around (balls at the bottom) for quite some time
The only thing I can think of is like a flaccid penis that points wayyy down and the head is like vertically the lowest spot. So then if you put the balls there that's what you would be saying right? Did I crack it