Major Dogpenis

Major Dogpenis

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I'm not a real person I'm just like a guy

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1. I am a fool who tries to go to bars at 9 and is confused they're empty 2. Alcohol is good 3. There is one good gay bar in Seattle called CCs the other ones are too small 4. They let you do a lot of stuff at a gay bar that I think would be frowned upon in regular bars

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the people who supported forcing this mess on us in 2020 are very upset you think they're stupid & making fun of them

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Welcome to red earth the social media where we are all furious goblins and nasty insects

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In case no one has told you lately: 1. You are strong 2. You are beautiful 3. Sea cucumbers have fish that live in their buttholes and eat their ever-regenerating gonads like some sort of sick undersea Prometheus 4. You are deserving of love

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Inspiring: This Machine Transforms 300 Gallons Of Clean Water And Three Days’ Worth Of Electricity Into A Single Photo Of Joe Biden With 27 Fingers And Gorilla Breasts

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the winner of tonight’s Debate is the American people, because what other modern democracies gets to pick between dead ass sexy men like this. Nobody, nowhere else

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What is a penis if not a stick

Wizard cum

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Showing up at the Xavier Institute of higher learning and trying to convince them to take a dog that’s really big

It's all popping off here on bluesky. Y'all are killing it stay hundo p

Sometimes a bad thing happens to the anime boys I'm watching and it's like oh no watch out for that demon ghost guy or whatever

What's up I'm the number one blade fan usa I love it when he kill da fampire

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Annoying

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Fun facts with math

Ahhh losing my mind at this

Saw some kinda cheap plastic dick-n-balls bachelorette party favor in a movie or something when I was young, and that's the closest to a real penis I'd seen. I somehow thought dicks were the other way around (balls at the bottom) for quite some time

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had a dream mcdonald’s had a new size of french fries called “just fuck me up” where they just handed you a paper bag full of fries

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This is a bar for only the most straight heterosexual men. Cowboys, Construction workers, Cops, Leather Bound Bikers, Firefighters, Wrestlers, and Sailors. No girl stuff. Just sweaty heterosexual men being sweaty & heterosexual & male with each other. No femmes. All He/him. Males for males. M4M.

Currently freaking about this guy from the Philippines who somehow is a perfect replica of the original singer for Journey. How does he do this youtu.be/0WwNYY-rqIY?...

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Twitter is making me be aware of that catboy again

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new favorite playlist

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harry houdini leaning into the camera imploring viewers to smash that like and subscribe button in a video entitled Escape Artist NEARLY DIES in STRAITJACKET WATER TANK!!!!

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people will tell you you're mean and evil for talking shit but i disagree. being a hater is literally one of the most universal human activities throughout all of recorded history. you are walking in your ancestors' footsteps when you talk mess about your enemies and revel in their failures

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