Lethal Jorts

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The Founders anticipated all of this, and that is why they buried throughout the constitution various secret hints and rules that would, centuries later, make it illegal to notice or get mad when a powerful and extremely dumb guy repeatedly commits obvious oafish political crimes.

hilarious to compare the climate today to the climate of so many decades ago

Yeah I keep seeing this reaction, but it’s wholly at odds with the history of these things. The bump Reagan got was short lived and that was the exception to the rule. TR, George Wallace, Gerald Ford all survived attacks but did not win their races.

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Yeah the Trump voters are going to forget their candidate got shot at 😭

This is also months before the election. They are not known for long memories.

If you fucking idiots run off the one good new York times person I'm going to shit in all your mouths

joe biden has gone rogue. the world's only hope to find him is a special agent who's been disavowed will Ethan Hunt accept yet another Impossible Mission?

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an important note about the biden presser is that the law & order episode about a baby freezing to death in one of leona helmsley's slums is on

i think what the world needs more than anything right now is a new kind of mcdonald's hamburger

it's rare to read an article about movies that's so perfectly correct

There are three essential lawyer movies: defector.com/there-are-th...

There Are Three Essential Lawyer Movies | Defectordefector.com A thing that happens every once in a while is that somebody you know, who had not previously watched Michael Clayton, Tony Gilroy’s 2007 legal thriller starring George Clooney as a burnt-out fixer tas...

for me, a normal person, it's really funny how often weirdos on here get into fights with other weirdos about more or less nothing that escalates to real life harassment

hawk tuah yourself

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how it feels to live in america

There's nothing longer than the wait in the doctor's office

i've got a whole room for pooping and i'm not ashamed to admit it

What horrible wretched thing do you do in your home. Share it with the group

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wow, can you believe what the dipshit outrage factory said today? i can't even with them anymore. until 45 minutes from now when they post something else stupid that makes me mad

here's a tip: unsubscribe and stop clicking the links to the new york times not what you want to hear but it is a place to begin

I don’t even know where to begin with this.

The kids are not ok after all

Well this all seems horrible dot gif

Smile 2 having the main character be a lady gaga ripoff is pretty funny. the people making those are smart

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My Dinner With Andre but it’s the Grand Nagus.

what could possibly go wrong?

“The automated ammunition dispenser uses artificial intelligence technology to verify a buyer’s identification and age through card scanning and facial recognition software.” 💀

Vending machines selling bullets at grocery storeswww.cleveland.com American Rounds offers vending machines, powered by artificial intelligence, that are selling ammo for guns at grocery stores in Alabama and Oklahoma.