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Stronger than dirt (well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought stuff). According to Wikipedia I've got 2 years left.

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Who won? I'm watching Bob Vila's Home Again

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Make bluesky myspace Bring in Tom We can do this - I still remember html

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I think a lot of people get into a bad space here because the people with power they actually want to yell at would never in a million years be on Bluesky so we end up yelling at people who aren’t that bad and it makes everyone pissy and weird

Biden's campaign at this point is like a driver who cannot get his eyes off the rear-view mirror saying "of course I'm the only one that can drive this car forward, look, look at the great job driving I've done so fa...."

stay grounded to the streets like a vehicle with no suspension

What if Jesus comes back and interrupts a baseball game with a sermon on the mound?

"Did I tell you I'm becoming a white man?"

"Kate! Kate! Are you watching?? KAAAATE!" www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/...

Prince William seen riding around Windsor Castle on electric scooterwww.mirror.co.uk The heir-to-the-throne is a longtime motorsport fan, and once went on a cross-country rally with his brother, Prince Harry, while he was still a working royal in 2008

the real reason for the #kasperskyban

Happy 25th Birthday to

So if I read this correctly, internet was invented in 1973 by DJ Vint Cerf in the community computer room of 1520 Sedgwick Avenue

watching a demo of Garageband 2's autoplay feature and of course YouTube have content-ID matched it to a song

I cant drink milk I don't care if it's pasteurized, sterilized immunized or privatized, makes me sick

"what are you doing??" motherfucker I'm..

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gotta be a pretty terrible time to be a secret service agent. you either get bitten every other week by Biden’s dog or sent to Rikers

members of the bogan species are accidentally running over their spawn while pulling in/out of driveways. Isn't that the equivalent of tigers eating their young?

do I have to hack my turntable to play vinyls from Canada?

So the bricks of Coke that washed up on an Australian beach fell off a ship? That makes more sense. I just assumed they were dropped in the ocean in Indonesia or New Zealand and there was gonna be a guy poised, standing on the shores waiting to grab 'em. "any minute now" *claps hands twice*

if we're supposed to be taking diversity seriously why are so many "comedians" these days making it the focal point (read: only point) of their act - if you can call it that?

also more news stories like this. Invent them, I don't mind.

"look me in the face and tell me you don't feel like crying" Drew: "there's not a man alive who could pass that test, Mimi."

I wonder if Thomas Dolby and Tim DTS have ever actually met?

ok but how many leaves were smoked before they discovered tobacco and cannabis

Roseanne, Home Improvement or The Drew Carey Show? Decisions, decisions.

I miss my Karman/Hardon AE in-ears, might look for another pair. May get used ones cheap. Especially if previous owner was a gym junkie or jogger.

"not only does he shit on our heads, we're supposed to say thanks for the hat" - Sopranos

The fame got to him. So sad.

Taylor Swi... When are Flash and the Pan touring??!

bruno mars is looking well