Tampon Chris Selvig

@motherflicker.bsky.social

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Nerds out on wild birds/herps/insects et al; live and recorded music of various stripes, and craft beer. Husband, father, non-scowling atheist. Technologist to support the family and the filthy habits outlined above.

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Denny Carter

Screenshot from Twizzler itself suggests Musk exaggerated by four orders of magnitude.

Dude open-carrying at the craft store, so he can protect his family from yarn and glitter, I guess.

I have algorithmically stepped in something again.

If I understand this ad correctly, setting down this glass of delicious beer will instantly transport me into a threesome with AI-generated models.

The question is, do they like the original movie that much, or is this about the excellent MST3K: The Gauntlet episode? #mst3k

Now playing: Mnemonist Orchestra - Mnemonist Orchestra / Mnemonists - Some Attributes Of A Living System LP (1985, DYS.) Colorado-based folks doing very much their own otherwordly thing, which morphed later into Biota. #recordsthegoodkind #nowplaying #industrial

Hermit Flower Beetle (Osmoderma eremicola), Rock County, Nebraska, 07/30/2024. #insects

Plains Sharp-tailed Grouse (Tympanuchus phasianellus jamesi), Keya Paha County, Nebraska, 07/29/2024. #birds #wildlife

Welcome - Sirs LP (2006; reissue 2016, Dragnet/Luxury Products). I believe @seanpadilla.bsky.social turned me onto this one, right here on the Bsky. Excellent noisy/catchy business that will fit right into record shelves including both Polvo and Treepeople.

Now playing: The Sheaves - A Salve for Institution LP (2024, SDZ/Dot Dash). Like finding there’s a volume 2 of Whatever Happens Next. #recordsthegoodkind #nowplaying

Sonic Youth - Sister LP (1987, SST). Scott Soriano turned up an SST OG, with both of the cease-and-desist-bait photos on the cover. As for the record itself, it’s been a fave of mine for decades, and I doubt I need to convince you/can convert you.

Now playing: Mountain Movers - Walking After Dark LP (2024, @troubleinmind.bsky.social ). Laid-back, as befits the title. #psychedelic #recordsthegoodkind #nowplaying

Now playing: The Chills - The Lost EP (1985; reissue 2024, Fire). The turntable is finally back from the shop after over a month out of commission. Ahh. #nowplaying #flyingnun #recordsthegoodkind

This is really working for me.

Is it just me, or does this look like a Mystery Science Theater 3000 skit?

Mule Deer (Odoceilus hemionus) males after I chased them out of our front garden. The near buck has atypical, lumpy antlers and is likely very old. El Paso County, Colorado, 07/18/24. #wildlife #urbanwildlife #deer

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slop enjoyer

Hub Bar sign, North Platte, Nebraska. #oldsigns #neon

I am in northern Nebraska dealing with family health stuff. A hospital is in the nearby town of Norfolk, pronounced like “Norfuck,” by locals to my endless mirth. Also, this truck.

Shed with worn roller door, Bassett, Nebraska. #newtopographics #rothkodoor

Craquelure on door, Park Street, Bassett NE.

Yellow Warbler (Setophaga petechia) adult male feeding what I suspect is a fledgling Brown-headed Cowbird* (Molothrus ater), a nest parasite. Rock County NE, 06/24/2024. *Note that it is already substantially larger than its "parent." #birds #parasites #fleasflukesandcuckoos

Widow Skimmer (Libellula luctuosa) female, Brown County NE, 06/25/2024. #odes #dragonfly

Adult and 3rd-year Bald Eagles (Haliaeetus leucocephalus) and Red-winged Blackbird (Agelaius phoeniceus), Custer County NE, 06/27/2024.

Yellow-bellied Racer (Coluber constrictor), Brown County NE, 06/26/2024. #snakes #herps

Happy anniversary to this all-timer of all all-timers.

The image in this ad does not look one bit like the guy is out camping with a Turbo Fleshlight.

Cedar Waxwing (Bombycilla cedrorum) singing, Burnett County Wi, 06/14/2024. #birds

Eastern Hognose Snake (Heterodon platirhinos) doing its best I Am Something Dangerous display. Burnett County Wi, 06/14/2024. #snakes #wildlifephotography

Black-billed Cuckoo (Coccyzus erthytropthalmus), Burnett County Wi, 06/14/2024. #birds #birdphotography