Tampon Chris Selvig

@motherflicker.bsky.social

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Nerds out on wild birds/herps/insects et al; live and recorded music of various stripes, and craft beer. Husband, father, non-scowling atheist. Technologist to support the family and the filthy habits outlined above.

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Phil Plait

All you can eat brainworm buffet!

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Dan knows what's up

Brown Suit Guy does not look a day under 45.

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Dav Sionnach

That eliminates Georges Perec from our list of suspects.

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haunted dog

Great and wide-ranging taste in music, too.

Every school thing ever: "Hey, that thing you signed your kid up for six months ago? There's a mandatory parent meeting in an hour, at the time you should leave work; the kid needs a physical; and you owe us 50 bucks, due today."

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Phil Lewis

Does anyone want to start a pool on how long JD Vance can go without coming out against gun owners or Protestants?

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Krev

That was my guess, but then pegging is not “homosexual.”

Me to car dealer chat: “We bought from you 7 weeks ago, and have not received the title letter that we need to register the car.” Obvious AI: “What model of car are you looking to buy?” Obvious AI: “Are you still there?”

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Plognark

It shouldn't be. It sounds like the Onion. But it's real www.newsweek.com/tim-walz-acc...

Tim Walz accused of lying about his "white guy tacos"www.newsweek.com The Minnesota governor said he makes "white guy tacos" with ground beef and cheese during a chat with Vice President Kamala Harris.

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The Late Great Trannibal Lecter

I will steal this.

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Asawin Suebsaeng

Sorry, Trump, you said you had something scary?

Agreed.

“Homosexual solo acts”?

RIP Dean Roberts. The first Thela was good; the second one, Argentina, is sublime electrified drift. And then Poon Village put out the White Winged Moth LP and it became clear the guy had multiple peaks in him; one of said peaks: erstwhilerecords.bandcamp.com/album/not-fire

Not Fire, by Dean Robertserstwhilerecords.bandcamp.com 9 track album

@erstwhile.bsky.social put the latter out and it is great.

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Denny Carter

Screenshot from Twizzler itself suggests Musk exaggerated by four orders of magnitude.

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Dane. You know the one. Yeah, that one.

“How dare you be user-hostile to hostile users!”

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Jo_clever_ke

Ooh, snap!

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Very Ambivalent Very Ricky

Gotcha.

Reply to

CHOAM Nomsky 💭

They’re delighted to harass the unhoused, however.

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Pete Mortensen

Is Thiel another silver-spoon Boer? That would explain a lot.

Nosferatu!

Note the dismissive non-answer and presumption that he speaks for women.

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Comfortably Numb

“Your cell phone, your kid’s school laptop, every stitch of clothing you buy from Walmart could cost a lit more!”

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Andrew Hickey

This form is notably lacking in grace.

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Popehat

Beheaded by ISIS after nine bong hits.

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Denny Carter

That would mean something close to every single Twitter user in the entire world viewed it TWO TIMES. This user has viewed it exactly zero times.

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Bill Corbett

Can it have baby sturgeon in it?

In place of presidential debates, I propose contests of skill. How does Harris do at getting a duvet into a duvet cover? Can Trump and Vance move a futon up three flights of stairs?

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Materialist Gnostic

I am autistic; no one is obligated to laugh at my jokes, and if it’s unfunny someone can tell me so.