Musicology Duck
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Area Man Accepts Burden Of Being Only Person On Earth Who Understands How World Actually Workswww.theonion.com INDIANAPOLIS—Solemnly declaring that he alone could enlighten a human race crippled by ignorance, area man Aaron Krause said Thursday that he had accepted the burden of being the only person on earth ...