But he's right in the sense that I'd vote for a random wad of cat hair and oreo crumbs from deep inside my couch before considering a narcissistic nepo-ghoul who casually murders people in developing nations with vaccine misinformation as a hobby.
Things I would vote for over RFK jr:
- couch detritus
- literally any goldfish
- mysterious clump of damp twine
- piñata full of wasps
- stained mattress in the woods
- half can of flat Dr. Pepper
- discarded bandaid lying on a public bathroom floor