Naomi 🍄

@mycelialgurl.bsky.social

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Neurodivergent | Community Herbalist | Any pronouns | no medical advice | might help ID plants (just ask)

https://bio.site/thenaomimuller

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Got my first subscribers for my weekly reading service. Holler!

I know people here aren’t especially concerned with the sky story & astro weather but this week is kookoo (you may have already noticed) and it will not be getting better for a while.

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Garth Nix's Abhorsen trilogy

What book series would you like to see adapted to the big screen?

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nickelodeon gak smelled like shit

A good thing to do when you’re scared and upset is to take it out on people who agree with you online.

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When the shitpost breaks containment and people start acting weird.

Saw someone recently say rich people are probably so relieved money is fake numbers on a screen now because otherwise we’d have taken it from them by now. Imagine currency being physical again.

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STOP YELLING, I yell at my children

AC broke. If I end up committing heinous crimes today send me letters please

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”Mind Parasites” (acrylic, 2024)

New perk for the you know where 💻 And if ya don’t just ask!

I have perfected my natural brow serums. So happy with them! Itching to send a witchy surprise box. DM me for prices and preferences. I’ve only gotten glowing reviews for them so far. 🌞

love tornado people but I gotta do that from over here because I know what happens when I stay in the path

Rolling into heaven to meet God this morning:

I’m not sure I have the capacity to be a good friend to more than one person at a time. I love so many special people but I have the attention span of a baby fish.

I’ve been thinking a lot about teenage Naomi lately and how she wasn’t that bas actually just root-bound and sick of rural TN from birth.

I’m up thinking ☹️

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Reading "the Dispossessed" and even in space the leftists are calling each other shitlibs

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Charli xcx is joining me on select dates during my world tour for Brat and Brat(wurst) summer. Bumpin’ that grill

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If you drink Silk or Great Value almond milk products, there is a Listeria-related a recall. #Canada

Well, shit

Various Silk and Great Value brand plant based refrigerated beverages recalled due to Listeria monocytogenes - Canada.carecalls-rappels.canada.ca

I have to go to the post office and I’d rather eat a sack of worms 🪱

Pouring one out for all the homies who never log in here anymore 🥲

I know exactly what age I look because casting directors do not give a fuck about anyone’s feelings.

My spawn would like me to tell yall the chickens have laid another egg today.

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Mushroomskeet 95!

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when I wear the same shirt to work that I wore in my badge photo

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @bskyttrpg.bsky.social

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I love what this website does sometimes

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I had a dear friend explicitly tell me "I'm going to disappear for a bit, please keep writing regularly anyway" and after a year of silence I was so consumed by anxiety that I stopped, how on earth does somebody power through five years with a stranger. I need to examine this man like a bug.