🦊MythiccVixen 🔞 [drüsshe/drayr]: I had a fishnet bra, once, but after a dolphin got caught in it, I decided I’d free both it and my tits.

me after another year of boofing prog:

Id be really concerned about a giant fence popping out between my tits but Im not transitioning so what do I know

haven’t you ever seen a fishnet bra

I had a fishnet bra, once, but after a dolphin got caught in it, I decided I’d free both it and my tits.

this reads like a trans Rodney Dangerfield bit & i adore you for that

I played D&D with some friends the other night and we all rolled our stats. I rolled fives across the board. I asked for a reroll and the DM said “No respec!” “I don’t get no respec?!” I asked. “No, you don’t get no respec.” No respect, I tell ya!

Did you tug on your collar?

It’s a tie, because you sure as hell know I ain’t winning in life.

LOL

*:~Klovar screaming noises~:*

If I could bring a laugh to you for all the laughs you’ve brought us, I am glad. Enjoy your night!

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