Cat : I am old and tired and need rest
Me: you can rest after I give you this antibiotic
Cat: I am young and spry and can jump to the top of the armoire
Cat: I had a stroke and lost part of my brain function
Me: I’ll take care of you by giving you this medication
Cat: I’m an evil genius who can fake swallow a pill, wait until you walk away, and then secretly drool it out onto the carpet behind the TV stand
Had a cat with serious heart issues. *HATED* her meds. One day, I held her down on the kitchen counter to make her swallow. When the process is done, she looks up at me with hatred, waits to show me who's in control, walks to the edge and kicks my phone into her water bowl.
Nods. Leaves
They do have tiny blood pressure cuffs. But she burst a bunch of blood vessels in her eye. That’s how it started. She’s usually to angry for actual measurements
We've got one of those. We're measuring her recovery by the increasing fight she puts up.
OTOH we had a cat that needed daily injections. Every day he got up on the chair and waited patiently for them. He lasted 3 more years.
Cat: I am so old. I simply cannot groom myself anymore
Me: Okay, I'll brush all the spots you can't reach
Cat: I can reach those spots just fine with my claws
I’ve had to opt for injection only for my cat because she will force herself to throw up any oral medication (thankfully the vet understood because his cat does the same thing!). She literally has NO reaction to shots, but she’ll purge the non-painful oral medication. Such a diva 😭
Faster than you can bat an eye! Or, squeeze under a very low piece furniture that you can't reach. They are very adept at quickly finding locations out of reach.
I dunno wtf is up with those cats on YouTube that just eat pills with no complaints - my cats have always become possessed the moment they get even a hint medicine is coming their way