National Security Counselors 🕵: Dammit I came here to make this remark

Another moment in the grocery store when I’m not sure whether to be deeply ashamed or incredibly proud to be an American. Just look at that innovation.

isn’t all sushi “limited time”?

Dammit I came here to make this remark

i got fast fingers! and nothing can take that away from me. right? please don’t take that away from me. i don’t have much else.

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