Matt Novak: Another moment in the grocery store when I’m not sure whether to be deeply ashamed or incredibly proud to be an American. Just look at that innovation.

Another moment in the grocery store when I’m not sure whether to be deeply ashamed or incredibly proud to be an American. Just look at that innovation.

I’d eat it. No apologies. These colors don’t run.

Those colors might *give* the runs, though

27 year old me would give it a shot, no regrets 47 year old me? I no longer contain such strength

Except…those colors do run, a couple hours later. Quite literally and quite painfully. Please don’t ask me for details.

Once said this when challenged to a foot race by a Swedish friend

Haven’t had a wittier retort since

these colors dont run but this ass do

I renounced all Flamin' Hot Cheetos products after trying their Kraft Mac n Cheese. Easily the worst Mac n Cheese I've ever had. Which is crazy because Mac n Cheese is so easy to make good and I'll usually add some spice to it.

Yes, food poisoning IS fun.

yeah something's gonna be running if I eat all those hot cheeto rolls

isn’t all sushi “limited time”?

Dammit I came here to make this remark

i got fast fingers! and nothing can take that away from me. right? please don’t take that away from me. i don’t have much else.

I just said that and then saw your post. 😂

When you think about it, isn’t everything?

Two great tastes together at last

overheard

I ate at an amazing Mexican restaurant the other day and they had it on elote. It's spreading and can't be contained.

the natural next step in the centuries-long evolution of sushi history beginning in the muromachi period

I just stood up and saluted and I heard an eagle cry out in the distance

That belongs in The Hague

I don’t think they have food courts in The Hague

I just thought "Dutch Sbarro" and I want you to know that I blame you.

With that many lawyers around? That has to be against the Geneva Conventions

They love all kinds of courts over there www.foodhallen.nl/venues/the-h...

foodhallen-flagshipwww.foodhallen.nl

I could see this happening in Japan. Or maybe in Korea when they feel like insulting Japan but with something fun.

That belongs in a museum... of horrible food.

it's so beautiful how america is truly a melting pot of cultures. where else could japanese and cheetah cuisine combine like this?

what in the hell is THAT.

Mostly cayenne

Marv... stop harshing my anger, man! /s

don't short-change the SALT

My regret, tomorrow

I don't use the word abomination often but...

I've eaten this, it fucks. I'd eat it again, but probably under the influence. Think it would enhance the experience

To be fair, this might be the only time I would consider getting a California roll.

I am simultaneously horribly repulsed and deeply fascinated by this culinary chimera. I do not know how to process this new information

Hear me out, flamin’ hot cheeto dust as a topping on a poke bowl kinda slaps

I've had it and it's as good as it sounds

Not from this particular establishment but from HEB, the best grocery store on God's green Earth

San Antonio roll hell yeah

Melting pot, baby! U S A ! U S A !

I saw some with mango and tajin on it the other day and almost got it but didn’t want to be stuck with a bad lunch if I didn’t like it.

Wow. I'm not sure they should put this out before 2am but after that time the deep shame of a drunken food binge would dovetail very nicely with the pride in innovation when you discover that the perfect food for the moment is available.

*sighs deeply* would

All sushi is limited time sushi if you really think about it.

Some of our restaurants around here serve those and they are as delicious as they look

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