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Backend developer, general purpose nerd, He / Him
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 7 hr
“Welcome to Sea World, your call may be recorded for training porpoises”
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ᚇᚐᚍ ᚑᚃ ᚈᚆᚓ ᚚᚑᚈᚐᚈᚑ @ciara2001.bsky.social · 6 days
I don't know, if my surname was "Harmer" I might reconsider doing the gender reveal quite like this
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 24 days
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Place where cat shouldn't be @catshouldnt.bsky.social · 1 mo
Tuxedo cat
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 2 mo
Saw a guy at the coffeeshop today. No laptop, no iPad, no iPhone. He was just sitting there... drinking coffee. Like some kind of fucking psychopath.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 3 mo
cats have been doing this for years, what's the big deal www.tuwien.at/en/tu-wien/n...
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Sloth Mom @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 3 mo
Hey folks! Today I'm launching my new Youtube channel, this has long been an ambition of mine, and I have finally done it. Here's my debut video where I talk about horror demos I tried, please enjoy! youtu.be/l3lOZ1omni8
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Place where cat shouldn't be @catshouldnt.bsky.social · 3 mo
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Saved You A Click Video Games @syacvg.bsky.social · 4 mo
You may find one in a trashcan.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 7 mo
The year is 2030, all charitable and humanitarian organisations have been acquired by Mr Beast. Médecins Sans Frontières can only get funding by forcing their staff to take part in Squid Game, thousands have died.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 8 mo
From the book Caroline's Party, 1972. Illustrated by Pierre Probst and written by Jane Carruth. www.flickr.com/photos/aquam...
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Big DeVito Energy @mayawest.online · 9 mo
reskeet if you like pizza or if you want to watch the life fade from Henry Kissinger's eyes.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 9 mo
@dammitcoleman.bsky.social Welcome to BlueSky, it's not totally awful (yet)
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.wtf · 9 mo
Fans of wordle, I can recommend Waffle wafflegame.net There's a daily game, and a royale. Today's royale was an absolute fiend. Only just got it. Anyway, enjoy
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 9 mo
Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
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Neil Aitken @neilaitken.me · 9 mo
It's a hard life.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 9 mo
Perhaps I'd have more friends if I didn't throw anyone who says hi to me up against the wall while yelling "WHO SENT YOU?!?"
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