Jake_Vig

@jakevig.bsky.social

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Playing like a champion.

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"Friends with benefits," but the "benefit" is that we're not friends.

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If history has taught us anything, it is to endlessly repeat it.

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Manager left me to run things on my own so I’ve been challenging customers to bottle flipping in lieu of payment

In view of their continued performance, I hereby demanding that the mainstream media step aside during the current presidential election and be replaced by actual journalism.

Invention idea: AI that is actually helpful to a task I need to perform.

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the subtext of all my tweets is much much darker than i care to confess to

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The Inside Out characters in my head

They say dress for the job you want

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hey kid, passwords just get harder and harder until one day you die

WAITER: And for our specials tonight, we have various dishes which you will definitely want, but then when you ask the price you will not want them.

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"The members of the mainstream media are human beings (despite frequent appearances to the contrary) and human beings respond to incentives. There is an enormous personal financial incentive to another four years of Trump in the White House" www.oliverexplains.com/p/the-media-...

The Media Rigs The 2024 Electionwww.oliverexplains.com History Continues To Repeat Itself

"OPINION: Should the Dems Switch Support to the Hawk Tuah Girl?"

NEW KING JUST DROPPED

One guy likes ice cream. The other guy was a close friend of Jeffrey Epstein. The Media: America cannot endure four more years of someone who likes ice cream.

It's crazy to think that the 80s were twenty five years ago.

Do you pronounce it "Caribbean" or "Caribbean"?

Bad debate? Unending "withdraw!" news cycle Sexual assault and 34 felonies? *crickets* The media is an arm of the GOP.

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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

Many of your posts go through all of the stages of grief in a single post. It's impressive.

This is the hat I wear when I'm on Bluesky:

This is the hat I wear when I’m on Bluesky:

Trees make blood-curdling screams when they fall in a forest, fyi.

Worst possible day to wear my redcoat costume.

If the holiday doesn't involve eating as much as you possibly can, then I'm not interested.

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"Crime and Punishment" now just "Crime"

My main flirting move is to have passionate animal sex with them. It's pretty effective.

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A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.

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Invention idea: Holding a grudge burns calories, instead of slowly killing you.

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you expect ME to pay bills? me. a former baby. you sound insane right now.