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Bill Smiley

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Authentic Frontier Gibberish.

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Max Rocktasnsky, wandering the wasteland and suddenly stumbling across people in desperate need of help.
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Bolsonaro hospitalized for hospital withdrawal
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"Each of us, in our own way, will vanish from this earth. And then, perhaps... Some uncorrupted life will rise to adore them." - Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga "Some day this country's gonna be a fine, good place to be. Maybe it needs our bones in the ground before that time can come." - The Searchers
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Seeing some absolutely sicko artwork Tradd Moore did of Mysterio and finding out it's for a Fortnite loading screen is some damn whiplash.
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Queen Marika posting the "Which One of My Garbage Sons Are You?" quiz.
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Movies I loved this year that were heavily influenced by classic silent cinema and featured a chapter format.
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"Jair Bolsonaro was attacked by bees during a rally today..." Dude, when are you going to get the message that GOD WANTS YOU DEAD.
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Thing about HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS is that it's a wall to wall gag comedy but it also has scenes that shows that Chelsnik could absolutely do a totally baller horror or action movie if he wanted. Would not be surprised if he goes on to have Raimi / Jackson style career.
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My god, I have not laughed at anything harder or more in a good long while.
Seated for a movie about some beavers. Apparently there are quite a few of them.
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Seated for a movie about some beavers. Apparently there are quite a few of them.
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Also: first line you can hear clearly in FURIOSA's opening voice over montage is "No one knows what is true any more." Ha.
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The "I only take orders from The Octoboss" line is frequently quoted for a reason but even funnier is Hemsworth muttering "Questioning my boss-ority!?" afterward.
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I hope oneday I can meet a lady who possesses a purposeful savagery and I can teach everything she needs to know about road war.
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Some Alien sketches from the past few years because Romulus is out #alien #xenomorph
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Shintaro Katsu, with mustache and kitty.
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Over and over again I find myself stonewalled by a boss encounter in elden ring that takes me forever and i'm making no progress until I remember "Hey, you know all those dozens of weapons / spells / incantations / items you pick up and never use? WHat if you used them?"
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Next Resident Evil game should just be that "Hunk on a boat" game they've been trying to make off and on over the years. Give Hunk his time in the spotlight, dang it.
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Getting sent in to figure out what the hell happened on RFK's Anti-Vax Cruise
In case you're wondering how a certain other presidential campaign is going
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Didn't get a picture with Henry Thomas or Dee Wallace last night, which is a shame but by the time the chance came around I had just cleaned up the event room, took trash down stairs in summer heat and had to dump a tone of wine and alcohol and I stank so bad it'd choke a buzzard off a gut wagon.
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Oh my gawd, RFC brought in a special cook for Dee Wallace and Henry, who is having dinner with the board here and she made this short ribs and rice dish AND made extra for the staff and after scarfing it down, I would conquer worlds for this woman.
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Oh hey, so apparently the event RFC is hosting tonight is a screening of E.T. with Dee Wallace and Hnery Thomas available. Ya boy gonna be Hobson's with 80's cinemaroyalty.
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Absolutely amazing images from the blu-ray launch party for PROMETHEUS.
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Ahhhh nothing like your boss calling you to let you know you need to show up early an hour before you usually head out and you're now in a panick to get ready.
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You’ve lived a hell of a life if you come within inches of someone killing you & the consensus reaction to the attempt & your alleged post-traumatic meltdown is LOL FUCK YOU ASSHOLE CRY HARDER. 🏆
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Gena Rowlands and John Cassavetes, editing in their garage.
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RIP Gena Rowlands One of the best to ever do it. A raw nerve in the movies she made with husband John Cassavetes. I’ll always have a soft spot for her tough as nails performance in Gloria as it was the first one of theirs I ever saw.
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If nothing else ALIEN: COVENANT gets right that the white guy Christian in charge is a whiny asshat with a persecution complex.
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If I was in the ALIEN universe, I would simply not investigate the mysterious signal from an unsurvayed planet.