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🗽 I'm an underrated account from a bygone era. Online, I'm a cool guy, but, IRL, I'm pretty boring. I was born a man, but I'm a genderless species called "Steven". My pronouns are who/cares. 🇺🇸

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I have a theory that all pets are reincarnated war veterans ‘cause they get PTSD every time they hear fireworks.

Happy 4th of July, everybody! I want to take this time to showcase to you a YouTube Poop that, dare I say, is a tradition to watch this time of year.

The Stars of YTP Sing the National Anthemyoutu.be In case you're unfamiliar with it, this is a parody of the infamously bizarre 4Kids National Anthem. You can watch the original video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJuJrqFhXM

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Happy July 1st everybody

Back on Twitter at some point, I made this for some reason and figured I share it on Bluesky. Of course, I can't upload my GIFs to the site itself, so, instead, I uploaded it to GIPHY. Why GIPHY and not Tenor? 'Cause what is life?!?! Also, some money was spent on this, so y'all better 'ppreciate it.

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So, there are these things called a bicycle. What the fuck is a gay cycle?!?!?!?

So, I said, at the start of this month, my mom saw a Cybertruck. Well, a couple of days ago, I saw a real-life Tonka truck on the road. So, who's really winning the car game here?

I sexually identify as a convection oven.

And now for some helpful advice that I posted on Twitter years ago: ____________________________________________________________ If you play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with a lesbian, 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 choose scissors.

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Happy Father’s Day to all the daddies out there!

I'm not home-ophobic. Why would I be scared of my own house?!?

So, I went shopping with my mom and she surprised me by saying she would be down to try one of those edible cannabis. I'm gonna have a weeded-out mom.

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it’s Prince’s birthday it’s legally required that everyone be extra cool today 💜

I think I speak for everyone when I say it should be illegal to work on a Monday.

So, my mom went to get me Burger King for breakfast (as I was still asleep) and she managed to see the "chrome unicorn" (a.k.a: the Cyberyuck) in the parking lot this morning.

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Googling “how to walk normally” just to make sure I’m doing it right

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There are still several songs where I know the Weird Al lyrics better then the original

Still can't believe that Millennials (which I am one of) are also called "echo boomers". Jeez. How many other ways can you say I'm old?!?

Wow, I really am living my life like an elder; all I want to do is sleep and watch YouTube.

Post a photo of you that could be an album cover

A photo of you that could be an album cover

My mom just bought a Roomba (for what reason, I don't know) and it came with a birth certificate. A BIRTH CERTIFICATE!! FOR A FUCKIN' ROBOT!! Is this where we're at in life??

I thlammed my penith in a Cybertruck.

I wish I was back on vacation (I had to go back to work today.)

Happy Birthday To Me! I went to Pigeon Forge for my birthday weekend and I started the day by eating some M&M pancakes, then I went to the Hollywood Wax Museum, after that I went to an amusement park to drive a go-kart (believe it or not), and finally I ended my day by playing some mini-golf.

My 1-year anniversary was May 8th (I thought it was today) so I compared the number of followers and posts I made on here to that of my (abandoned) 13-year-old Twitter profile. Even though I've been here for a year, I've amassed almost half of my followers list and about 1/8 of the number of posts.

Happy "Revenge Of The Sixth", everybody! We ......are celebrating that day, .........right?

Happy Cinco de Mayo.

May the square root of 16 be with you.

Imagine if they remade "Hotel Mario" for the social media age. Mario: "You know what they say; 'All posters post posts'!"

Reskeet with something you own that most people don't. One day I was working, I had a veteran come through my line. I greeted him like I would any other person (I'm so friendly) and he liked my service so much that he gave me a "Pentagon coin" (I hear this is also referred to as a "Challenge coin")

Reskeet with something you own that most people don’t. In 2007 I had a mystifyingly popular choose-your-own-adventure thread on Something Awful starring a little microbe character. A guy who ran a paperweight factory in China loved it so much he made glass paperweights of Microbe