Not kidding; wish I was: pretty sure being able to do math is a disqualifier at lowe’s (true story: last time i asked for a sheet of plywood to be quartered, did some more shopping, came back and they had cut it into four… four 1 foot wide by 8 foot long boards)

Why am I perfect for this job at Lowe’s? Well I don’t know shit about fuck and I hate everyone so you do the math

pretty sure being able to do math is a disqualifier at lowe’s (true story: last time i asked for a sheet of plywood to be quartered, did some more shopping, came back and they had cut it into four… four 1 foot wide by 8 foot long boards)

those sound like quarters to me

need a job? lowe’s is hiring

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