Not kidding; wish I was: *after* the decision tho because otherwise it’d be illegal, duh! (but they’ll know the baggies are coming)

In retrospect, Jack Smith should have just offered little goodie bags to the justices if they got on with the immunity decision

*after* the decision tho because otherwise it’d be illegal, duh! (but they’ll know the baggies are coming)

just go on TV with all the baggies in the background saying "WOW What lovely gift bags these are, and there's nine of them for my favorite justices, but I can't find their mailing address on any documents around here. If only they sent me mail so I would know where to send it"

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