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it’s a long shot, but it would basically guarantee a Biden win if sometime between now and the election he became the Jeopardy champion
“I’ll take ‘Proprietors of Small Business in the Central Scranton Business District in 1950-1965’ for $2000, Jack”
Celebrity Jeopardy instead of a second debate. That does restrict it to 45 minutes of pain.
I can sign over my Jeopardy wins to him
[P] I know Ken Jennings. Let’s make some calls.
Ken, I'll take Strom Thurmond quotes for a thousand
Or if the other thing happened
Jennings: This principle led to the westward expansion of the USA.
Biden: What is…you know, when I was Vice President, I spent a lot of time in the West. I met some good folks there.
I have wanted to be on Jeopardy my entire adult life, but I would throw my appearance to let Biden win.
I think he’d really kill it on Numberwang!
Keep Ken Jennings out of this discourse you monster
and this is important, which jeopardy? cause i could argue he would lose celebrity jeopardy, but the college jeopardy? they might let him win
"What is... what is... hrguuhh, Jackmalarky mrububba..."
"That is correct."
