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constitutional lawyers use your fucking brain challenge www.politico.com/news/2024/07...
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if you are killed you can seek a declaratory judgment finding that you shouldn’t have been killed.
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Though you’ll lack standing.
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Be sure to file in the right venue!
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Should got killed in a way the court could redress, that’s on you.
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It's right there in the constitution, next to the lease agreement.
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How is there a live controversy when you're already dead
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That's why I hired Bernie Lomax and Associates to represent me in Court.
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Leaving a diamond worth 1,000 gp in a safe so my lawyer can petition for a writ of resurrection after something I said made a Heritage staffer mad
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Yes, exactly. And you can get a judge to nunc pro tunc an order to enjoin you from being killed. It’s really not that complicated, folks.
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I can't, my lawyer got disbarred this week
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Moreover, that you are, by judicial order, alive.
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It's wild you get these objectively brilliant scholars who can't seem to answer "what happens if enough politicians don't give a shit about it?"