southpaw: This is incorrect. Hamilton owns a Rivian, but he keeps it in the Hamptons. In the city, he’s driven in a Cadillac Celestiq.

i think that’s putting it a little harshly. *thomas jefferson* would have preordered a cybertruck. ben franklin would have made fun of him for it, but would himself own a rapidly depreciating model 3. and john adams would drive a 17-year-old honda civic

If you want to understand modern-day America, you have to understand that for almost 250 years we have been putting our Founding Fathers™️ on literal pedestals while refusing to acknowledge the fact that if these men were alive today, they would have certainly preordered a Cybertruck.

Hamilton would absolutely own a Cybertruck. Washington a Ford Lightning. James Madison a Tahoe.

This is incorrect. Hamilton owns a Rivian, but he keeps it in the Hamptons. In the city, he’s driven in a Cadillac Celestiq.

Aaron Burr would drive a Cybertruck, but only because of the EV tax credit and the claim that it's bulletproof.

I think the biggest open question is whether Hamilton would be PE or Hedge Fund.

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