Daniel Ninja

Sniff sniff. That's me. I'm in your garage. You think I'm dead? I'm everywhere stinking up your garage. You can't get rid of me I'm in the air... You should look for groceries that got lost in transit from the car.

Post Boomer memes upside-down in solidarity with Alito dissenting that conservatives are being silenced.

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Zach Weinersmith

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David Cooper

Holy hell. Can we get a content warning on that thumb?

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Frank Conniff

Is it True? Are you a notorious piece of shit douchebag?

There was a brief 15ish year period that I had relief from people trying to put this rubbish in my brain everywhere.

We named this Stellar Jay Peg.

Big strong man with tears in his eyes said, "Sir..."

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EasilyDistracted

Marco Rubio has the juice.

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Bob Cesca

Is Bob Cesca telling us to get happy?

Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation. We feel neither highs nor lows. Really, what's it like?

I'm reading C is for Chicago to my daughter. They totally punted on the Sears/Willis/Lowest Rate Tower debate. Probably a smart move for when it gets renamed again in the future.

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🏳️‍⚧️Valkyrie Eleison

Look what I had to resort to.

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Parker Molloy

Me typing my favorite Onion headlines in the form of a question into Google.

Why haven't I seen anyone talking about Jesse Waters complaining about "agents in unmarked polo shirts" yesterday?

This car show has my brands.

I saw a parked Rolls Royce with Grey Poupon on the back tray table.

Lawn and car culture produce the pettiest people.

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Alex Plante 🐀👑

Someone dropped off a Memorex thumb drive today and they looked at me like an alien when I said, "Memorex, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time."

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The War on Cars

The Cybertruck I saw looked small (relative to the pickups in my area) and stupid. I wonder if the rain voided his warranty.

It's a tough choice.