josh (oldfriend99)

One insane synchronicity i will never forget is when i was doing call center work years ago, in between calls i was sitting there just thinking about Keith Morrison and how much i enjoy Keith Morrison and a call came in and the person's name was Keith Morrison

When you're definitely not doing anything weird out in the shed

When you're definitely not doing anything weird in the cove

- Increased sense of belonging - Improved self-confidence and self-worth - Comfort in times of need The benefits of human friendship are manifold

Thinking about when my 5yo made this CAN-inspired book at school

This is the funniest question i've ever seen

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Jerry Seinfeld: "I prefer poop to pee"

Covid was the first airborne disease

I can make a bigger one

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Bastard Riley

yup

Challengers

Ok that's better

Lotta people criticizing that portrait of King Charles who couldn't possibly have looked at it on acid yet

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Maddie

Yes and i figured out why

Superstitious nonsense. As an avowed skeptic i wouldn't be caught dead with cereal like this. Could you imagine if one of my peers at The Skeptics Society or the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Science and Reason caught me eating out of a bowl of these?

Got it

There's a lot of music i still haven't heard.. Klaatu, for example

This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough

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the thing noticer

You can tell my house used to be a Pizza Hut

Me today

Gonna get my eye looked at tomorrow.. usually it's the other way around

We need to bring back this guy or get a guy that sounds just like him

When you're definitely not doing anything weird in the cove

Why does Paul rudd look like he vanished in 1987