josh (oldfriend99)

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Found a happy medium

Longlegs is maybe the most evil movie i've ever seen.. i hope the director never makes that movie again

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Wrong answers only

I don't agree with "different strokes for different folks". There should be one stroke for everybody

I'm still using the same silly putty from the '90s

Porch pirates are getting bold.. one just made me walk the plank off my porch

Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours

I think that Star Trek is called Star Track and also that Shrek is called Shrack

i can't sleep, my brain keeps making up the movie longlegs. i haven't seen the real one but this one is pretty good

I'm getting sick of Gangnam style

No sorry we do not actually serve mead here at The Bard's Mead. nor is there a bard sorry

Tommy Lee Jones hated Jim Carrey when they met on Batman Forever because he (Jones) was used to being the funniest guy in the room

Trent reznor

martian memorandum, dos (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/222/mar...

This maze was easy to get out of. you'd just move the mouse

Folks saying Biden should step down don't realize he just found a lucky penny

What can I get for everyone?

Elijah Wood and Sir Ian McKellen stayed in character as Frodo and Gandalf on set, and at all times strove to remain in "forced perspective" relative to any onlookers or passersby. Amazing dedication to their craft

Should've used "lookers-on" for consistency

It would take forever to describe every single grain of sand on a beach. That's why the clever writer simply says "beach"

Data visualization is my passion

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote.

I hate the way mosquitos move around. If i moved around like that i'd be fired

I've never listened to No Scrubs by TLC. I refuse to listen to it because I have no idea what a "scrub" is

Just heard a song on the radio that could easily have been written about my hurdy gurdy guy

Finding liquid water on another planet would be exciting news, but Dracula would probably be pissed that it's not blood 🙄

For me, a surprise party would be over pretty quick. I don't stay surprised for long — an hour or so, tops

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Too much cannabis will get you high

Martin Freeman had no business following Ian Holm in that role. Holm was 1000x the actor

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dirty deeds and they're market rate

People shouldn't be having gunfights at high noon. They should be eating lunch