Humphrey Bogart's Hairpiece

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My wife, who admittedly is much smarter than I am, claims you have to dry your garlic for a couple of days before actually processing (fermenting, drying, freezing, whatever) it. You can't even cut their stems off yet! She might just be pulling my leg here.

You probably haven't thought about the dilbert guy in a while, but I'm happy to report that he's still a total dipshit.

It's so weird that they went with Vance because I thought the Republicans hated drag queens and have you even seen that dude's eye makeup.

The only thing worse than troubleshooting network issues in your own house is doing it for your parents' house, a thousand miles away and set up totally differently than yours.

Today I watched an antivaxxer erotic drama. It was not great! My ★ review of Euphoryaa on Letterboxd boxd.it/6StL2l

Review of ‘Euphoryaa’ (2017) ★boxd.it This is presumably the only European arthouse antivaxxer erotic relationship drama that's ever been made, and we, as a species, are probably better for that. The highs: the cinematography is…

If you haven't seen In The Line Of Fire recently, you could do worse than to give it a watch. It's a really solid flick. JM is such a scary bad guy, just pure psychopath. And Eastwood is good too, even if he mostly just plays himself. m.imdb.com/title/tt0107...

In the Line of Fire (1993) ⭐ 7.2 | Action, Crime, Dramam.imdb.com 2h 8m | R

The gas station I got lunch from didn't bother to slice the terrible pizza!

Letterboxd's stats page doesn't count Puerto Rico as part of the US.

The republican braintrust has cracked another case.

my kingdom for some pitching

First pepper color of the season! This is a golden honey pepper, so a sweet one, I assume. What a great orange.

My 10yo, on finding out that Taylor Swift stole the song title Cruel Summer: "Almost nobody my age listens to Bananagrams."

Can you believe that my wife didn't want to watch an Egyptian remake of Rocky Horror with me? Sometimes I don't even know why I married that woman. m.imdb.com/title/tt3301...

Fangs (1981) ⭐ 5.4 | Comedy, Horror, Musicalm.imdb.com 1h 40m

Over on twitter, I just got served an ad for creationists!

People make fun of the cuisine of the Midwest but where else could you get a Cheetos sushi roll at the grocery store.

This seems like such an unusual maximum.

Larry The Cable Guy was the Grand Marshal of the parade today. When I was a kid they had Chuck Goddamn Yeager, this wasn't quite the same.

Some pretty shitty cell phone shots from the Cody Night Rodeo.

My parents are never-Trump Republicans who are convinced that Jill Biden is a power-hungry shrew who is pulling the strings to keep Joe in the race. They're also convinced that Newsome will somehow be the nominee. It's possible!

Calcite crystals in a rock in the Shoshone River canyon right outside of Cody, Wyoming.

The Nissan Kicks, the worst car I've ever driven, does have an adorably boolean gas gauge.

This is the interior of a 2021 Nissan Kicks, a car that I didn't know existed until I rented one yesterday. Looks pretty normal until you get a pop for the road and realize that THERE ARE NO FREAKING CUP HOLDERS. Instead, there's a rectangular cubby that is not at all the same thing.

Pictured: the one solitary guy in the Billings airport who is responsible for three different rental car companies.

Basically every time I come to an airport with my children I fondly reminisce about coming to airports without my children.

I think it's possible that we have the most highly educated population of any city in the country. Superstition dies hard.

I really am just totally unable to hear the Bobby McGee lyric as anything other than "windshield wipers, turpentine".

It's a little wild that I spent several minutes of my evening listening to two old men argue about their golf scores.

I really don't understand why the moderators aren't calling him on even the most hilariously blatant lies.

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