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Report: Nuclear War Sounds Fucking Amazing Right Now
I see you've taken my counsel:
Mushrooms and 4 hours of John Coltrane in a dark room
Playing it now
but I'm a ways away from being there. Need to toss some fuel on the 🔥
Old commercial jingles like Demolition Man.
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three-ring
Circus sideshow of
Freaks
I reeeeaaaallllllyyyyyy feeling seeing it go right in and down about now
This is the most perfect Onion statement since the five bladed razor.
76% of viewers are good with calling in the strike right now
I said go sell clicks about it but Jesus fucking Christ dude
That's more fucking like it.
Russia and North Korea are partners now, so any time they want to collaborate on a missile capable of wiping out the US would be swell.
