Cezary Jan Strusiewicz

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Writer, translator, comedian, and Korpiklaani fan in Yokohama. Work: The Japan Times, Tokyo Weekender, Star Trek, and more. Also involved with regional Japanese tourism. Other obsessions: Oda Nobunaga, Bane, Justified, Godzilla.

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A summary of every episode of "House, M.D." ever

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Batman talking down Mr. Freeze:

First they came for the millionaires (only not really; the millionaires decided to leave out of their own free will because they're selfish cunts, but go with me on this for the punchline), and I was like: "lol. Lmao even."

The Telegraph wants you to feel sorry for a retired couple who made a £1.3 million profit on a £300,000 home.

The fact that there is no verb form of "verb" is some kind of crime.

Batman talking down Mr. Freeze:

It's 104F/40C in Shizuoka. We need to destroy capitalism.

The Munsters had hoes

People on here will tweet anything. 'The point of the Munsters is they act normal.' No it's not. That isn’t true

They can't take the sky from him.

since reddit is dying i want to share my favourite post about one of my favourite guys ever. i never really posted on reddit, just read stuff, but this post is now behind a locked wall. alt text to follow in a thread since it’s too long to fit in the alt text on the image

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need more everett true comics imo

Lines like this are why I keep saying that Ahab hated Moby Dick a bit too much for it to not have been at least a little bit sexual.

throbbing and heaving just below the surface of the sea

A summary of every episode of "House, M.D." ever

to this day, I don't understand why I watched every episode of this and greatly enjoyed it

what’s the most embarrassing show you nevertheless like? for me, it’s the considerable shame I feel about enjoying Big Mouth

Which movie title would sound the funniest if you replaced the word "Enemy" in it with "Enema"? Serious answers only.

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We need more strong female characters in movies.

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If the election happened today the majority of voters would be very surprised.

I'm almost at 500. Soon, I'll be able to kill a demigod. Watch your ass, Hercules.

frankly we may all need some of that “I have 1000 followers and will now kill god (dril)” energy to survive the world to come

Every day the Lord tests my belief in prison abolition

Just was told... Laughing loudly is illegal in Hawaii. You are only allowed a low ha. The more you know. 😅

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I knew it was out there, but this is the first time I've spotted my own book in the wild! Thank you, Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh!

Heeeeeeell yeeeeeeeah

I knew it was out there, but this is the first time I've spotted my own book in the wild! Thank you, Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh!

Why do I, a Polish man in Japan, know about those dickstains? What have I done to myself...?

As bad as domestic politics are there’s something even crueler about being a British person who knows about Matt Gaetz or an American who knows Jacob Rees Mogg. Why have we done this to ourselves?

The "Inside Out" characters in my head:

The inside out characters in my head

If the election happened today the majority of voters would be very surprised.

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The thing A LOT of people forget about "King Kong vs. Godzilla" (1962) is that Kong won the battle by Palpatine'ing Big G. Kong first gets electrocuted with 1,000,000 volts meant to stop Godzilla, then dies and comes back to life when lightning hits him and gives him Electro Fists. It's really cool.

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A clone of yourself made for sexual purposes is called a "doppelbanger."

remake a movie with shrek and make it better Shrek Hard It's like Die Hard but with Shrek. Also, he constantly has an erection.

remake a movie with shrek and make it better The Assassination of Shrek by the Coward Robert Ford

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From the goober-faced “doge meme” Kabosu to Hachiko, the Akita who visited Shibuya Station to meet his master for years after the man’s death, Japanese history is full of good dogs. Japanese mythology, though, is a different story. Details in my new article: www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...

4 Supernatural Dogs From Japanese Mythologywww.tokyoweekender.com Japanese history is full of good dogs. When it comes to Japanese mythology, however, the stories are not so nice.

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I would like to dedicate this Alestorm song to all the Tories who just lost their seats: youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8

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