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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social · 20 days
If I didn't know better, I'd think whoever posted this knew precisely what they were doing. Commas save lives, kids. And apparently quotes save dicks.
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Puffin @johnhpage.bsky.social · 20 days
This is known as punktuation
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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social · 20 days
As opposed to dicktation.
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High Desert Otter @ottermd37.bsky.social · 20 days
I learned the term "dicktation" before 7 am and it's going to be a great day.
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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social · 20 days
*bows*
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High Desert Otter @ottermd37.bsky.social · 20 days
*applauds* Have you written down any thoughts about horror, death, and mayhem lately?
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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social · 20 days
It’s kinda on repeat I don’t need to write it down. It’s starts all over everyday I wake up.
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Puffin @johnhpage.bsky.social · 20 days
Dicktation Day If Penis Phil doesn’t come out…
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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social · 20 days
It’s gonna be a long winter.
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Tobin Elliott @tobinelliott.bsky.social · 20 days
Indeed I have. I have two collections of horror, death, and mayhem called UGLY STORIES ABOUT TERRIBLE PEOPLE DOING HORRIBLE THINGS, Volumes 1 & 2. They'll be out in just over a month.
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High Desert Otter @ottermd37.bsky.social · 20 days
Good for you. But today I have learned that immature aquatic dragonfly nymphs have gills inside their rectums and breathe by sucking water into their butts and forcing it out again and I am writing a book called "Ugly Stories about Biology Doing Bizarro Things." Problem is, my book is nonfiction.
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Puffin @johnhpage.bsky.social · 20 days
Are you calling me an immature aquatic dragonfly nymph? 😂
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High Desert Otter @ottermd37.bsky.social · 19 days
No way, I only say things like that to people I know personally. ;-)