Tobin Elliott: If I didn't know better, I'd think whoever posted this knew precisely what they were doing. Commas save lives, kids. And apparently quotes save dicks.

If I didn't know better, I'd think whoever posted this knew precisely what they were doing. Commas save lives, kids. And apparently quotes save dicks.

John Wayne Bobbitt could've used a few commas and quotes... 😬

And a slap upside the head. Avril SHOULD bite that asshole on the dick. He deserved it.

Bite him with these teeth...

BRUCE!

To a mouth like that, John Wayne Bobbit's bits wouldn't even be a crumb.

😬 sorry I brought him up! LOL

💯💯💯💯

This is known as punktuation

As opposed to dicktation.

I learned the term "dicktation" before 7 am and it's going to be a great day.

*bows*

*applauds* Have you written down any thoughts about horror, death, and mayhem lately?

Indeed I have. I have two collections of horror, death, and mayhem called UGLY STORIES ABOUT TERRIBLE PEOPLE DOING HORRIBLE THINGS, Volumes 1 & 2. They'll be out in just over a month.

It’s kinda on repeat I don’t need to write it down. It’s starts all over everyday I wake up.

Avril Lavigne’s hit single “Bite Me on the Dick” would TOP the charts, I gotta say. Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s WAP found shaking.

My real name is Dick and I agree that a quote saved my life. Thank you 🙏

Sometimes I wish I knew how to go crazy. I forget how ~ Philip K Dick A Scanner Darkly

“ But Your Honour, I was just emulating the Avril Lavigne song”

Transvestigators: “I knew it!”

yup

Quotation marks, not commas.

Can I safeword a song? Because safeword.

"Bite me on the Dick Clark Rockin New Years Eve 2020 Show" I quoted the song title. Still not sure why anyone should bite her on that show? Why not ask to be bitten on the upcoming 2023 show?

I really want to post something, but I would have the whole Trans world on blusky hunting for my street address wanting to gun me down. Just use your imagination here for a few seconds folks for all of this to sink in.

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