Max: This has done me in — Subium • Bluesky web client

This has done me in

Same vibe as this lovebird "arrested" for involvement in crime

That reindeer turned State's. It needs round the clock security from the Reindeer Yakuza

I want to know more about the vandal reindeer in Ny-Ålesund

General Data Protection for Reindeer

same energy

This restores my faith in human nature.

part of the Caribou Intelligence Agency

This is so Norwegian.🤣

This is ethical journalism😌

I imagine that if you’re a journalist on a small island near the North Pole, you make your own fun

😂

I don’t even need the body copy (which is wonderful). The title has murdered me outright.

We need to know more about the vandal reindeer

I'll do my best to keep this under wraps, but... as I'm sure you can appreciate (what with public curiosity being as nosy-parkerish as it always is), absolute secrecy will be a *heavy lift.*

Bobby? Bobby Reindeer? Is that you?

I guess this is an improvement, but they still have a ‘Reindeer Crime’ tab on their website. Smh

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