Parker Molloy: "Entire Town Experiences Brownout as AI Engine Works Overtime to Perfect Image of Three-Eyed, Four-Breasted Mermaid"

"Entire Town Experiences Brownout as AI Engine Works Overtime to Perfect Image of Three-Eyed, Four-Breasted Mermaid"

"Suburban Homes Left in Dark as AI Drains Grid to Render Perfectly Symmetrical Hand With 12 Fingers"

"AI Firms Defend Massive Energy Use, Claim Hyperrealistic Pictures of Eight-Armed Women Are Worth It"

"The Three-Eyed, Four-Breasted Mermaid" sounds like the worst fantasy tavern of all time.

or the weirdest verse of the purple people eater song

There’s a lot I’ll put up with for these loaded tater tots

BUT DON’T SET YOUR AC AT LESS THAN 79!

Tech CEO says people who died during heatwave because of brownout just don't understand that Linda from accounting rejected his advances that one time (when he offered her 4 alpacas no less) and deepfake revenge porn of her is how they cope.

Town Resident: "I'm just glad that we live in a world where anyone can have AI create a really fucked up looking version of whatever gets them off. It's totally worth my not having any A/C during this heatwave!"

This Onion article is coming together. They should absolutely publish this.

SHE WILL BE WORTH IT PARKER MOLLOY. SHE WILL BE WORTH IT.

I'm sure the brownout is a problem to the old people or whatever, but are these 4 boobs in a row? or a 2x2 of tit? i need to know to decide if this is worth it or not

This should be an Onion headline, and I mean that as the highest complement.

But can it give her eight legs? neilblr.com/post/5849066...

neilciciereganeilblr.com ARIEL NEEDS LEGS I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself. I’ve never drawn a comic before! edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

Cute concept, but from my experience, a mermaid in the ocean is easy. That's not the point of AI pics. There are specific details you want, and the render includes them, but you burn processing cycles removing the 3rd arm and 2nd head, sneakers on the mermaid's tail, etc.

Douglas Adams was so close to calling this...

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